Frequently Asked Questions
How long do they last? And how should I store them?
Well, if you keep the bag sealed, they have a 6 month shelf life. We suggest keeping ‘em in a cool, dry spot. Best option is out of the sun!
The chocolate seems to have melted, what should I do?
Since there aren’t any preservatives, that’s gonna happen. We suggest putting them in the freezer to harden the chocolate back up. In fact, we’ve heard that many fans prefer to eat them straight out of the freezer!
Are these cookies healthy?
Well, that depends how you define healthy… If you mean low in sugar, protein packed, etc., then no they’re not. If you mean made with loads of love and butter, then yes, definitely.
How spicy are they?
Have you ever had shishito peppers? They say one in 10 is spicy. We’d say that 5 out of 10 fat kid bites tend to be spicy, but they won’t have you running for milk!
Do they have nuts?
As of October 30th, 2022, there are no longer nuts in the original recipe.
What should I eat them with?
Well… you can eat them on their own, but we suggest pairing them with vanilla ice cream, coffee, tea, beer, wine and milk. We’ve heard they’re excellent with bourbon and they really do work well on charcuterie boards, so pretty much they’re an any time of day treat!
Where can I find the ingredients and nutritional information?
The most up to date information can be found on the back of each product.
How do you best describe these cookies?
They're a little sweet and a little savory with a kick at the end. Basically, it's like a party in your mouth! Enjoy!
Will every cookie have the same amount of chocolate, salt and spice?
No! These are all made by hand, so sizes and toppings may not be uniform.
How do I order wholesale?
We are set up with Faire! You can go to the wholesale page and click through or use this link. If you have trouble or want to order direct, shoot us a message - we're happy to help!
What is your shipping policy?
Please go here for current shipping information.
Can I send them as a gift?
Absolutely! Your recipients will love you! We're working on adding gift messages as an option at checkout, but for now, after you place your order, use the contact page to send us details - be sure to include your order number and the message you want included. The message will be handwritten and as long as we know it's a gift, no pricing information will be included.
What stores can I find them in?
We are constantly adding new stores! Be sure to check out store locator page to keep updated. And if you have a favorite store that you think would be a great fit, we’d love to hear about it!
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Do you accept returns?
For current return information, go here.
Any other questions?
Reach out anytime! We’d love to hear from you!
Can I order them for my huge family or coworkers?
We've got you! We can do all of the work for you. More info can be found here.