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Why do we donate money to Fentanyl Awareness?
The inception of Fat Kid Cookie Company stemmed from a heartbreaking moment in our founder Stephanie Wiley's life—her beloved son Tommy's passing in 2020. Tommy was a vibrant soul, cherishing life's simple joys through outdoor adventures, from snowboarding to hiking, reveling in the beauty of nature.
Tommy's departure due to fentanyl poisoning was a devastating blow. He never intended to leave this world so soon, and we firmly believe he wasn't aware he was consuming fentanyl. Yet, the harsh reality remains: a single pill can steal a life.
This tragic narrative underscores why we are committed to supporting Fentanyl Awareness. Our donations aim to spread awareness and prevent further losses like Tommy's. For a deeper understanding of our journey, please visit our story.
How long do they last? And how should I store them?
Well, if you keep the bag sealed, they have a 12 month shelf life. We suggest keeping ‘em in a cool, dry spot. Best option is out of the sun!
The chocolate seems to have melted, what should I do?
Since there aren’t any preservatives, that’s gonna happen. We suggest putting them in the freezer to harden the chocolate back up. In fact, we’ve heard that many fans prefer to eat them straight out of the freezer!
Are these cookies healthy?
Well, that depends how you define healthy… If you mean low in sugar, protein packed, etc., then no they’re not. If you mean made with loads of love and butter, then yes, definitely.
How spicy are they?
Have you ever had shishito peppers? They say one in 10 is spicy. We’d say that 4 out of 10 Fat Kid bites tend to be spicy, but they won’t have you running for milk!
Do they have nuts?
Absolutely not! We're as nut-free as a squirrel's retirement plan... in the cookie department, that is!
What should I eat them with?
Our cookie brittle is delicious solo, but for an elevated experience, consider the perfect companions: vanilla ice cream, coffee, tea, beer, wine, and milk. Word on the street is they mingle splendidly with bourbon and they're the shining star on charcuterie boards. Essentially, they're the round-the-clock delight you've been craving!
Where can I find the ingredients and nutritional information?
For the freshest scoop, turn the package around—think of it as the product's own gossip column, full of the juiciest deets!
Will every cookie have the same amount of chocolate, salt and spice?
These treats are rebels in the land of uniformity – sizes and toppings, like a quirky family portrait, just won't conform!
What is your shipping policy?
Boring question but if you must....Please go here for current shipping information.
Can I send them as a gift?
Certainly! Only a genius with a serious lack of dessert appreciation would pass up the glorious offering of Fat Kid Cookies...
Do you accept returns?
Why would you want to return amazing cookies? For current return information, go here.
How do I order wholesale?
We are set up with Faire! You can go to the wholesale page and click through or use this link. If you have trouble or want to order direct, shoot us a message - we're happy to help!