The Cookies

Well, if you keep the bag sealed, they have a 6 month shelf life.  We suggest keeping ‘em in a cool, dry spot. Best option is out of the sun!

Since there aren’t any preservatives, that’s gonna happen. We suggest putting them in the freezer to harden the chocolate back up. In fact, we’ve heard that many fans prefer to eat them straight out of the freezer!

Well, that depends how you define healthy…  If you mean low in sugar, protein packed, etc., then no they’re not. If you mean made with loads of love and butter, then yes, definitely.

Have you ever had shishito peppers? They say one in 10 is spicy. We’d say that 5 out of 10 fat kid bites tend to be spicy, but they won’t have you running for milk!

As of October 30th, 2022, there are no longer nuts in the original recipe.

Well… you can eat them on their own, but we suggest pairing them with vanilla ice cream, coffee, tea, beer, wine and milk. We’ve heard they’re excellent with bourbon and they really do work well on charcuterie boards, so pretty much they’re an any time of day treat!

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They're a little sweet and a little savory with a kick at the end. Basically, it's like a party in your mouth! Enjoy!

No! These are all made by hand, so sizes and toppings may not be uniform.


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